Pointing at the world and laughing.

Everyone Loves Ray Romano the contractor, except for the CBS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:15:23 -0400

Everyone Loves Ray Romano the contractor, except for the CBS Legal Department.

I wonder if anyone has ever hired this guy expecting the actor to come fix their house?

The phrase of the day is now “poop drop”

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:09:46 -0400

The phrase of the day is now “poop drop”

I’d like to offer a special thank you to UPS today....

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:22:47 -0400

I’d like to offer a special thank you to UPS today. Sometimes, I think to myself that my shipping needs are met without quite enough difficultly. UPS never fails to come through in a pinch and really fuck something up just in the nick of time though.

Look at that, right next to the fragile sticker. That’s grade A work, guys. Really - truly exceptional.

You know, I’m almost curious enough to open the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:52:25 -0400

You know, I’m almost curious enough to open the door.

(Yes this is an actual sign I saw today)

jonhanford: Pioneers - Pilot Episode Teaser Directed by Eric...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:07:12 -0400

jonhanford:

Pioneers - Pilot Episode Teaser

Directed by Eric Gross

Created by Eric Gross and Kai Crouse

Director of Photography: Jon Hanford

For More information: http://thepioneers.tv

Besides the obligatory ”Oh Hey Check Out this Thing I Shot”: I want to congratulate the creators on this pilot being nominated as a Finalist in the NYTVF Comedy Central Short Pilot Competition.

All 25 finalists, including this one, get screened at the New York Television Festival, which is pretty awesome on its own, but the winner gets an automatic development deal. Which is even more awesome. Best of luck!

GPS directions instruct driver to proceed down a set of stairs...

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:14:24 -0400

GPS directions instruct driver to proceed down a set of stairs in Riverside Park.

Driver complies.

The robocalypse is nigh.

So, this was a thing on my way to work this morning. I guess...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:52:01 -0400

So, this was a thing on my way to work this morning. I guess someone had it out with a gumball machine. Maybe they really really wanted all those great prizes.

… Batman?

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:39:47 -0400

… Batman?

Ok, sure.

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:31:25 -0400

Ok, sure.

I never could get the hang of tuesdays.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:49:02 -0400

I never could get the hang of tuesdays.

mrdavidgordon: dontcookbilly: exspectator: heyveronica: Hofst...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:15:08 -0400

mrdavidgordon:

dontcookbilly:

exspectator:

heyveronica:

Hofstra.

I hope that Glen and Charlie wrote that.

Wow. Maybe those rumors I started of finding Kate & Willy’s Crypt have come around again?

I hope that Glen and Charlie wrote that.

“Degree” granting “Institution”

I’ve created the most important gif known heretofore to...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:54:00 -0400

I’ve created the most important gif known heretofore to humankind.

I think the world needs this right now.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:28:07 -0400

I think the world needs this right now.

God Damnit.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:05:21 -0400

God Damnit.

oh my

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:04:04 -0400

oh my

In which David Gordon doesn’t understand the Internet, and...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:26:04 -0400

In which David Gordon doesn’t understand the Internet, and owes me $1.69

Well, this is something I saw while walking home today. And,...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:08:16 -0400

Well, this is something I saw while walking home today. And, suffice it to say - that’s not something you see every day.

rand0mflora: Fancy-pants barbecue. via Well - there go all of...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:40:27 -0400

rand0mflora:

Fancy-pants barbecue.

via

Well - there go all of my dollars.

So 30 more subway stations in NYC got fitted with cell phone...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:02:02 -0400

So 30 more subway stations in NYC got fitted with cell phone service today, which is pretty great - but AT&T, you should be pretty embarrassed that Internet service is now way, way better below ground than it is at street level.

So apparently the Crew Team from Marist College found this giant...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:54:30 -0400

So apparently the Crew Team from Marist College found this giant head floating in the Hudson River. (facebook)