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THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.



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    You’ll never know of the joy of a toasted bagel with sautéed spinach and a poached egg…and I feel sorry for you
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    i don’t care what you think, as a massive egg enthusiast i really want one (that advert is ridiculous though jesus...
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    even the kid is biting into it, like, “gross!”
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