Thanksgiving is coming up, which raises a number of questions, most notably what the hell is this turkey doing with a shotgun? And the hat? Assumably he’s helping Pilgrims hunt for Turkey, which is all kinds of messed up.

Thanksgiving is coming up, which raises a number of questions, most notably what the hell is this turkey doing with a shotgun? And the hat? Assumably he’s helping Pilgrims hunt for Turkey, which is all kinds of messed up.
Self-defense. And a disguise.