Dear “Shit ______ Says” Videos: We’re done here.
Fri Jan 13, 2:12 PM
So don’t you go rent that Arri Alexa to do your supercut of a bunch of cliche’s: I’m tired of seeing them. Supple internet fodder as they are, I’m just over them, and suspect you are too.
BUT JUST IN CASE SOMEONE IS STILL THINKING OF MAKING ANOTHER ONE,
I shall now attempt to kill every possible iteration of the joke:
Shit Toilets Say: “Flush”
Shit Taxis Say: “Honk”
Shit Dogs Say: “Woof”
Shit Cats Say: “Fuck You”
Shit Stoners Say: “Whoa”
Shit Bros say: “Bro”
Shit Drunks Say: “Qwrdlbzrdgs”
Shit Consultants Say: “Synergy”
Shit Pirates Say: “Yar”
Shit Landscape Architects Say: “Yard”
Shit Zombies Say: “Brains”
Shit Vegans Say: “Grains”
Shit Pilots Say: “Planes”
Shit Railroaders Say: “Trains”
Shit Construction Workers Say: “Cranes”
Shit Cardiologists Say: “Veins”
Shit Dry Cleaners Say: “Stains”
Shit Hospital Patients Say: “Pains”
Shit Highway Designers Say: “Lanes”
Shit Geologists Say: “Moraines”
Shit Headache Sufferers Say: “Migranes”
Shit Possessive Farmers Say: “My Grains”
Hope I’ve attained your disdain, and caused your reaction to be profane.
