Pointing at the world and laughing.

Top 10 reasons why I’m never going to be asked to act in anything we’re filming at work ever again: 1-10) See above.

In which everything that blows in NYC comes full circle to Time Warner Cable.

Wed May 29, 12:08 PM

New York installs bike share program called CitiBike
The system doesn’t work great on day one
People blame problems with CitiBike for making them late to work.
CitiBike customer service center having issues taking calls.
CitiBike blames Time Warner for phone troubles.

That checks out.

So my other tumblr accepts user submissions, of cats on flatbed scanners.

But someone decided to submit whatever the hell this is.

Great internet there.

adulthoodisokay:

Attention internet: this appears to be an actual thing.

Prancercise.

Everything you need to know about that time I went to Dodge City.

Actual view from my first flight this morning. Meanwhile, Now I’m sitting in a row without a window. New York: see you in 4 hours.

Kansas. I don’t know what I expected.

I AM IN COLORADO AND CITY WOK IS A REAL THING WHAT IS THIS REALLY???

I’m off to Kansas tomorrow.

Fri May 24, 12:34 AM

I found out I was going Yesterday. Last minute cine gig. My life gets weird. This gig should get weirder.

The NOAA is predicting an “extremely active” hurricane season this year.

Thu May 23, 2:53 PM

While we don’t know where the storms will land, or how bad each one will be, we do know their names:

“This year’s names: Andrea, Barry, Chantal, Dorian, Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, Humberto, Ingrid, Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo, Melissa, Nestor, Olga, Pablo, Rebekah, Sebastien, Tanya, Van and Wendy.”

Here’s hoping “Hurricane Jerry” is strong enough to make news, but doesn’t really devastate anything, because there are some really great Seinfeld photoshops to be made if that’s the case.

Everyone Loves Ray Romano the contractor, except for the CBS Legal Department.

I wonder if anyone has ever hired this guy expecting the actor to come fix their house?

The phrase of the day is now “poop drop”

I’d like to offer a special thank you to UPS today. Sometimes, I think to myself that my shipping needs are met without quite enough difficultly. UPS never fails to come through in a pinch and really fuck something up just in the nick of time though.

Look at that, right next to the fragile sticker. That’s grade A work, guys. Really - truly exceptional.

You know, I’m almost curious enough to open the door.

(Yes this is an actual sign I saw today)

jonhanford:

Pioneers - Pilot Episode Teaser

Directed by Eric Gross

Created by Eric Gross and Kai Crouse

Director of Photography: Jon Hanford

For More information: http://thepioneers.tv

Besides the obligatory ”Oh Hey Check Out this Thing I Shot”: I want to congratulate the creators on this pilot being nominated as a Finalist in the NYTVF Comedy Central Short Pilot Competition.

All 25 finalists, including this one, get screened at the New York Television Festival, which is pretty awesome on its own, but the winner gets an automatic development deal. Which is even more awesome. Best of luck!