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When I successfully defy the laws of AVID/FCP

Wed Feb 19, 12:05 PM

renderplease:

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I mean if you ask me, AVID and FCP are the ones flipping the bird to science.

I swear to god the software features advanced algorithms to make things fail when they should work and work when they shouldn’t. I feel like they run on quantum physics operating in a space of computer science where output is random and nothing makes sense. 

(Pro tip: setting sequence render settings to 8bit RGB will fix many filter related issues.)

(via fire-dad)



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The quotation marks raise some important questions here.

The quotation marks raise some important questions here.



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Roses are red,

Fri Feb 14, 3:55 PM

Violets are blue,
Wait a minute violets are fucking violet this poem is demonstrably false.



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The perfect gift. 



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We’re hard at work coming up with the worst valentines known to man. It was a spilt decision whether this text would be paired with a spider or a potato. 

We’re hard at work coming up with the worst valentines known to man. It was a spilt decision whether this text would be paired with a spider or a potato. 



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I tried to make a Law and Order SVU valentine but I think I’m doing it wrong. 

I tried to make a Law and Order SVU valentine but I think I’m doing it wrong. 



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why is this so popular? That’s a crappy lens. 

(Source: metalhearted.com, via heintzcr)



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Welcome to New York. 

Welcome to New York. 



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So far the best part of my snowed-out birthday is definitely this email from a sysadmin at my job, sent amid the bizzardesqe conditions in NYC. 
It’s probably the nerdiest joke I’ve ever read on at least 2 levels, and I hope someone out there laughs at this at least half as hard as I did. 
Update: The worse part was my reply below

So far the best part of my snowed-out birthday is definitely this email from a sysadmin at my job, sent amid the bizzardesqe conditions in NYC. 

It’s probably the nerdiest joke I’ve ever read on at least 2 levels, and I hope someone out there laughs at this at least half as hard as I did. 

Update: The worse part was my reply below



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Weather Models now predicting well over 1 foot of snow for NYC. 

Weather Models now predicting well over 1 foot of snow for NYC. 



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The deed is done

Wed Feb 12, 4:30 PM

see?



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Mockup of a 2001 inspired blog header… thoughts? 

Mockup of a 2001 inspired blog header… thoughts? 



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I coined the name to whats going to happen tomorrow in New York. 
Slushpocalypse. 
The slush last week? Nothing compared to what’s coming. You don’t have to believe me but you’ll see. The only way one could possibly keep dry is with hip-waders. 
You’ve been warned. 

I coined the name to whats going to happen tomorrow in New York. 

Slushpocalypse

The slush last week? Nothing compared to what’s coming. You don’t have to believe me but you’ll see. The only way one could possibly keep dry is with hip-waders. 

You’ve been warned. 



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claeswar:

someone accidentally dropped a camera out of a plane and it’s I think my favourite film now

Seriously this, more than anything I’ve ever seen, needs to win an academy award for best short film. 

(via the90swerentreal)



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