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I took a picture of Delia taking a picture of Jim and it’s everything meta and epic and awesome. 

I took a picture of Delia taking a picture of Jim and it’s everything meta and epic and awesome. 



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Well, this looks ominous.

Well, this looks ominous.



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My roommate described this picture of me as “thug”. I’m not sure he understands the meaning of the word. 
In a tangentially related story my efforts to get an on-set headshot didn’t work out as well as planned. But this aint bad. 

My roommate described this picture of me as “thug”. I’m not sure he understands the meaning of the word. 

In a tangentially related story my efforts to get an on-set headshot didn’t work out as well as planned. But this aint bad



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At least someone took a picture of me making the worst face ever flying the steadicam in 95 degree heat. 

At least someone took a picture of me making the worst face ever flying the steadicam in 95 degree heat. 



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Accidental trying-to-fix-the-steadicam selfie.
If you’re wondering why I’m drenched in sweat, op a steadicam on an 85 degree day in direct sunlight. YOU’LL LEARN. 

Accidental trying-to-fix-the-steadicam selfie.

If you’re wondering why I’m drenched in sweat, op a steadicam on an 85 degree day in direct sunlight. YOU’LL LEARN. 



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What hell hath god wrought?

What hell hath god wrought?



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Standing. Fucking. Ovation. 

Standing. Fucking. Ovation. 



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Well, this is it. We’ve finally done it. Our dauntless unflinching quest for brevity has reached a new plane of existence. 

First we distilled literature into cliff notes and movies. We distilled the movies into “Blank in 3 seconds” youtube versions. We shortened text to 160 characters with SMS. Then 140 with twitter. 

But this is a breakthrough. Zero characters, people. Zero. 

The entirety of human communication, societal knowledge and collective intelligence distilled into a single syllable. Yo. There’s nothing it can fully express and nothing it can’t partially express. There’s no right and wrong, no good and evil, only Yo. Ying and yang have become one and a new era of humanity is at hand. Hold on to your butts. 

TL;DR - Yo

(Seriously an actual app



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Next time I get fired, I’m going to refuse to accept it unless it happens thusly. 

Next time I get fired, I’m going to refuse to accept it unless it happens thusly. 



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That’s not okay, AMC. Not cool.

That’s not okay, AMC. Not cool.



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In case you wanted to know what the inside of a communications satellite looks like. 

In case you wanted to know what the inside of a communications satellite looks like. 



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WHY WOULD YOU BUILD THIS?



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In an unrelated story: the view out my bathroom window is so picturesque right now that it’s making me uneasy.

In an unrelated story: the view out my bathroom window is so picturesque right now that it’s making me uneasy.



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gifthorsedentistry:

I’m really, really sorry. 

Trolling. Not Trolling. 



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Oh.

Oh.