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WHY WOULD YOU BUILD THIS?



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In an unrelated story: the view out my bathroom window is so picturesque right now that it’s making me uneasy.

In an unrelated story: the view out my bathroom window is so picturesque right now that it’s making me uneasy.



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gifthorsedentistry:

I’m really, really sorry. 

Trolling. Not Trolling. 



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Oh.

Oh.



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heintzcr:

I did a stupid thing yesterday. 

backstory: My cat Charlie has feline diabtetes and needs isnulin twice a day. And sometimes she likes to make yourself hard to find.

This is perfect. 



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I have so many questions. 

I have so many questions. 



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I forgot to post a picture of these knockoff beats with the best slogan I’ve ever seen on a product ever.



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This is the closest a computer has ever come to saying “Please do not press this button again” to me. 

This is the closest a computer has ever come to saying “Please do not press this button again” to me. 



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Achievement Unlocked: Successfully Maxed out processors on brand new Mac Pro tube, rendering it functionally unusable for the time being.  

Achievement Unlocked: Successfully Maxed out processors on brand new Mac Pro tube, rendering it functionally unusable for the time being.  



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This is on my work machine labeled “Test-Video.mov”
I forget why I made it, but - As far as I can tell the only test it would work for is “How fast can I give a video engineer a stroke” 

This is on my work machine labeled “Test-Video.mov”

I forget why I made it, but - As far as I can tell the only test it would work for is “How fast can I give a video engineer a stroke” 



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Apparently google added this feature in august that shows usage over time for different words - and I’m really glad that I have confirmation that “Tomfoolery” is indeed on the upswing. 

Apparently google added this feature in august that shows usage over time for different words - and I’m really glad that I have confirmation that “Tomfoolery” is indeed on the upswing. 



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There are doves like making out on my windowsill right now.



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I am trolling at a 13th grade level.

I am trolling at a 13th grade level.



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I’m reposting this image from last year, that you might, This earth day,  take a moment to consider our impacts on the planet by comparing these two images taken from space, one in 2013 and one in 1863. 
If you look closely, conclusions one of does to earth denied foolishly for to do what more like. 

I’m reposting this image from last year, that you might, This earth day,  take a moment to consider our impacts on the planet by comparing these two images taken from space, one in 2013 and one in 1863. 

If you look closely, conclusions one of does to earth denied foolishly for to do what more like. 



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Because you should probably watch Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi sing the theme from Rawhide today. Just saying.