Well, this is it. We’ve finally done it. Our dauntless unflinching quest for brevity has reached a new plane of existence.
First we distilled literature into cliff notes and movies. We distilled the movies into “Blank in 3 seconds” youtube versions. We shortened text to 160 characters with SMS. Then 140 with twitter.
But this is a breakthrough. Zero characters, people. Zero.
The entirety of human communication, societal knowledge and collective intelligence distilled into a single syllable. Yo. There’s nothing it can fully express and nothing it can’t partially express. There’s no right and wrong, no good and evil, only Yo. Ying and yang have become one and a new era of humanity is at hand. Hold on to your butts.
TL;DR - Yo.
(Seriously an actual app)