Headlines I’d really like to see.
(the article would continue something like “he acquiesced to users requests to place footwear onto his head, but lost support when he refused to insert a permanent marker into one of his orifices”)
Lets go over the thought processes:
- Obama: “I’ll take questions from people on Reddit, and people will get a kick out of it, and it will be a whole internet thing. Plus it’s reddit, they love me anyway. Like.. Its reddit. “
- Romney: “Can I buy popularity on the internet? Oh, I can? I’ll take eight.”
Or something like that. There’s poignancy in this, somewhere.
See, the embarrassed gallop away burns way more calories than you ever could on a treadmill.