I’m probably moving to Astoria. This week I witnessed a car accident in Astoria. Also saw a dude dump a bunch of cash registers off a hand truck in Astoria.
Did I mention Dave, ryan and I almost got swindled probably by a probable gypsy in astoria?
I can’t wait to live here.
This post is about you
I dare you to watch this and not think of the song from the cantina in star wars. Dare you.