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Area forecast discussion 
National Weather Service New York New York 
125 PM EST Wednesday Feb 24 2010 


Synopsis... 
the first in a series of lows will track across the area later 
this evening and quickly dissipate ahead of another coastal low 
taking shape off the Carolinas. This system will undergo rapid 
intensification on Thursday...once again taking a track close by 
to eastern Long Island in the evening. Strangely though...the low 
will then track west and become nearly stationary in the vicinity 
of New York City by Friday morning. The track of this low and lack 
of cold air will make for a very challenging forecast as the 
rain/snow line is expected to set up very close to New York City. 
The slightest change in track will have drastic consequences on 
the forecast. The low will then meander northward across the 
northeast through the upcoming weekend. 

TRANSLATION: THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

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