Wow we're done with that spec ad a lot sooner than...
I wonder if I can find a card..
That says “Boy you sure seemed more attractive that time we drunkenly made out two years ago” Perhaps it’s better left unsaid.
My apartmentmate has his say…
TIMING IS MY SPECIALTY
This girl just asked me if I knew anything about...
BRB falling in love.
Probably no one has mentioned this. It's BALLS...
(via mar-see-ah) Colder than balls cold even. I Left my work laptop in my trunk all night accidentally and it’s actually very uncomfortable to use.