Sleep deprivation has been killing me here on the east coast, so tonight, I retire early. I think I’ll put on the Hunt for Red October to lull me to sleep. Nothing quiets the mind like threat of imminent thermonuclear war. I’ll wake up yelling CONN SONAR NEW CONTACT DESIGNATE CONTACT NUMBER SEIRRA THREE-FIVE. God I fucking love that movie. Good night, and good luck. (fuck, also an...
The Beta Band - Dry The Rain Of “High...
Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool →
theangryprojectionist: Now there is a dude who knows how to PARTY
halffiction: here’s a german word you might like (it happens to be my favorite): arschgeweih aka ass antlers Haha, Yes! What does that even mean. It looks great though.
catastrophewaitresss: giddyographer: Look at how wonderful and angry that word is. Almost as good as schadenfruede I’d say. I dunno, schadenfruede just seems happier. Still an amazing word, but in the gamut of words that sound angry in german, this is on the happier side of the scale. I guess.
VERBOTEN is an excellent word. I don't speak...
Perhaps this is simply because I grew up speaking a germanic language. But I still think it’s a great word. And questioning me is VERBOTEN!
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On Unreasonable Expectations
What is it with some people that expect the world be delivered to them, postpaid, air overnight, upon a silver platter. Have they never had to work for anything in their lives? Have they never experienced any kind of delayed gratification? Has nobody ever resisted their requests? Have they always got just what they wanted? Or Are They so miserable, that the only way they can comfortably...
Today Is Annoying
matt-t: thejerkstore: There is a strange culture at my company surrounding the last day of the quarter. People lose their fucking minds today. They come in early, they stay late, they bring in lunch so people don’t have to leave. The only problem: There is no reason for any of this. Yeah, today serves as a somewhat arbitrary deadline for shit to be submitted or finalized, but 99.9% of this shit...
Bob Dylan to voice GPS →
dontcookbilly: I still want Tom Waits as my GPS automated voice! TO REITERATE: I propose the following voices be availible on GPS’s BITCHY WIFE: “Do you know where you’re going? Why are you going this way. This is going to take forever, you know, why don’t you just pull over and ask for directions” INARTICULATE: “OH coming up here, up there, you want to, over by that thing, make sure you, you...
JUDGEMENT DAY IS AT HAND
No not the end of the world, dum dum. It’s time to go though and unfollow the dead weight. So if you get unfollowed, no hard feelings. You just didn’t make the cut. Feel free to try out again next year. There’s no I in team, but it is an anagram for Meat.
GOD STOP FUCKING SHITTING CATS IT SMELLS...
(via slutgarden) Yeah last time I shat out a cat it was terrible.
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