August 2009
I am stipulating in my will that everyone at my...
synecdoche:
giddyographer:
I have to come up with rules. Drink when the preacher says “God”. Drink whenever someone coughs. Drink whenever someone says drink drank or drunk.
This might be the best idea I’ve ever had.
Need to find a will lawyer or something.
i love the way you think. i’m going to steal this idea. i’m also making cara promise that, no matter how i die, she will explain in my...
I am stipulating in my will that everyone at my...
I have to come up with rules. Drink when the preacher says “God”. Drink whenever someone coughs. Drink whenever someone says drink drank or drunk.
This might be the best idea I’ve ever had.
Need to find a will lawyer or something.
OMG BILLY DID YOU KNOW STEELY DAN IS PLAYING A... →
suburbantragic:
(via exspectator)
Holy Shit. Steve Gadd better be on drums, especially for Aja.
Fun Fact: Aja is the perfect song to EQ a sound system to. Just by the way.
I just happen to have Aja on Vinyl, and an EQ hooked up to my record player.
Guess I know how I’m spending my friday night…
July 2009
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News: "Beer Summit" news reporting just getting...
So as you may or may not be aware, Obama is attempting to smooth over that whole Henry Louis Gates/Boston Police clusterfuckshow by inviting Gates and the arresting officer to the whitehouse for a beer.
Smooth move.
Seriously, throw a few ones back, shoot the shit, and then have the secret service drive all three of them around in that rocket proof limo while the president and his guests throw...
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Song of the Day
Cake - Thrills
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The uprising has begun! →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.”
This is actually THE SECOND shot of the uprising.
A south african ATM (Read: MoneyRobot) attacked workers performing routine maintenence with a cloud of pepper spray in June. (Read original story on Wired)
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ahhhhhh U2 IS SO BAD!
cosmicfriend:
(via johnwilkestooth)
Jake and I agree on something entertainment-related!
I was driving to work today and this d-bag had his top down in traffic and was blasting what appeared to be all of his U2 box set. And slamming his steering wheel as he bobbed his head along.
I swear to fucking god I almost threw my egg sandwich at him.
but I was hungry.
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"Move To Love"
studentloansforbeermoney:
I like how large all the set pieces are.
Also, Geoff thinks the furniture is reenforced.
Also, some bitch just actually said outloud “I’ve always been the bride’s maid and never the bride”
Also, the one with tattoos keeps talking about food.
I predict the show ends in tears with a tragic deep fryer accident.
I’m gonna go back to watching crap on the DVR....
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“In private practice I was horrified to see how money was the driving force...”
– Monte Ladner, M.D. (via azspot) (via dalasverdugo)
I have no faith in medicine.
stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.
synecdoche:
note to self?
GET A JOB AS A DINOSAUR. THIS IS AN EASY ONE. RAPTORS WITH ACIDY SPIT NEED NOT APPLY.
Another Space Cheese Failure Today? What?? →
Ah yes friends, space travel. What better way to commemorate a couple days after the 40th anniversary of the moon landing is there than to make a giant sculpture of Neil Armstrong out of cheese.
And then leave the cheese statue in the Neil Armstrong Air and Space Museum.
Overnight
With no air conditioning or refigeration.
Well, just as would have happened in a botched earth re-entry attempt,...
News: Clusterfuck happened.
I’m going to quote this word for word, because I can’t do anything to make it better.
Traffic was shut down on part of Frankstown Road in Penn Hills, where an accident this morning escalated into a mild calamity in front of the municipal police station.
Police Chief Howard Burton said the crash, reported about 4 a.m. in the 12,000 block of Frankstown Road, caused serious injuries to...
News: Police use Taser on deaf and disabled man →
Alabama police deployed the ol’ Taser/Pepperspray one-two punch on a rowdy noncompliant who refused to come out of the store’s bathroom when ordered.
As it turns out, the man was deaf. And mentally disabled. SHUT IT DOWN.
And shut it down, they did not.
Upon learning the man was deaf after tasering him, they still attempted to book him for charges of disorderly conduct.
The...
An idea to improve television...
kinochestvo:
huskerdont:
…a show titled Despot Housewives
Featuring Imelda Marcos?
News: Police Say Woman Killed Baby, Ate Brain
From San Antonio Texas - via AOL News
Otty sanchez, 33, confessed to killing, dismembering and partially eating her child. According to the police report.
A 3½-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out.
The mother then stabbed herself in the chest. When asked of the...
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Song of the day
Pinback - Microtonic Wave
kelmitchell:
I wish Boxhouse 1.K-9 had a cigarette-stealing possum. I miss Mitchell.
I found this picture of the possum from your old house the other day, haha.
SONG OF THE DAY
Hood - The Lost You
This song...
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE CONCEPT AND OR EXECUTION OF... →
Calling it a “musicLOL” does not make me feel better about it.
Re: Your desire for a nun.
johnwilkestooth:
I’ve already fucked a hot ass brown girl dressed as cleopatra so why not? Nun’s are crazy. They spend all their time in those cloister places reading books and hanging out with other chicks? Then just be like let’s crack that thing open. Bang! There it is. Nun on my cock. I’d be willing to bet I could get her to take a load to the face too. Nun’s are pretty sweet.
Here...
OK, Horrific. →
via Brendan
Yeah. Well. Remember what I wrote last friday about the taconic? And how I said the dangerous intersections and curves were fun and should be left open? I take it all back. Shit’s damn dangerous. 8 people died in a crash this weekend, 4 of them were children.
All joking aside, that road is goddamn dangerous.
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