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Dear "Shit ______ Says" Videos: We're done here.
So don’t you go rent that Arri Alexa to do your supercut of a bunch of cliche’s: I’m tired of seeing them. Supple internet fodder as they are, I’m just over them, and suspect you are too. BUT JUST IN CASE SOMEONE IS STILL THINKING OF MAKING ANOTHER ONE, I shall now attempt to kill every possible iteration of the joke: Shit Toilets Say: “Flush” Shit Taxis...
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On today’s show we’ll explore the effects of tiny missiles on various objects around the office.
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December 2011
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mrdavidgordon: Moon Base 2’s brand new Wall O’ Annoying. The good news is they’re nailed into the wall, so Ryan won’t be able to tear them down in a fit of rage.
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House of Leiv Schreiber
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"A dog by any other name still poops on the...
All this and more in my new book “bizzarre idioms to confuse and disorient others popcorn telephone”
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November 2011
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So today I saw this mildly horrifying thing in a “store” called “Country Junction”
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Hey I added words to a meme and left it posted on...
heyveronica: Please give credit where credit is due. It’s pop punk trout. Look at your life. Look at your choices. Veronica, PLEASE give credit where credit is due and credit the “sassy gay friend” meme for the language of “Look at your life, look at your choices”.  And actually, As I was clearly the first person on the internet to use the language from that in...
Nov 11th
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Leave Quantum Physics out of Everyday...
Random: So what do you think is going to happen at 11:11:11 11/11/11
Me: We'll all be one second older?
Random: You don't think we'll be visited by some cosmic spirit?
Me: If there was some interstellar consciousness that was going to come visit us why would he care about a random palindrome in our crude concept of time? also what about time zones? Not to mention daylight savings time.
Random: wait what do you mean crude concept of time.
Me: Look, time is just an illusion as a result of the fact that information and matter are limited by the speed of light and unable to exist in two places simultaneously, creating a constant linear cause-and-effect relationship. Clocks, calendars, years are just our way of quantifying it according to our perception.
Random: *blank stare*
Me: I mean that's one way of looking at it at least.
Random: *continued, unflinching blank stare*
Me: kay... I'm gonna go.
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ryanhatesthis: So, I edited this together just now. This is the rape scene from Jack Frost set to the song “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney. Happy Thanksgiving, internet. Mother of god…
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October 2011
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excerpts from David Spade's IMDB trivia
synecdoche: Was attacked with a stun gun by his personal assistant, David “Skippy” Malloy, and was then robbed. Charged by police in his home state of Arizona with reckless jet-skiing. Has a tattoo of cartoon character Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, on his left biceps. Sean Penn gave him the tattoo. Was one of the guests at Lindsay Lohan’s 19th birthday party. He was so smart in 3rd grade...
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