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sanspassport:

I’LL TAKE ONE ART PLEASE

I’ll take one of whatever powerful psychotropic yielded that painting.

sanspassport:

I’LL TAKE ONE ART PLEASE

I’ll take one of whatever powerful psychotropic yielded that painting.



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sanspassport:

This painting is so bad, I think it crossed the line back into ‘awesome’.

I must have missed that deleted scene.

sanspassport:

This painting is so bad, I think it crossed the line back into ‘awesome’.

I must have missed that deleted scene.



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sanspassport:

I shit you not, this is in the Beijing Police Museum around the corner from an entire room full of confiscated/awesome guns, and it is an actual exhibit- albeit without any commentary in either English or Chinese.   Cops love cats!

sanspassport:

I shit you not, this is in the Beijing Police Museum around the corner from an entire room full of confiscated/awesome guns, and it is an actual exhibit- albeit without any commentary in either English or Chinese.   Cops love cats!



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My Actual Conversation with someone who had never heard of Groundhog Day

  • Her: Wait, so what's the point of groundhog day anyway?
  • Me: Oh, well, supposedly if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.
  • Her: Really? How do they tell if they all saw their shadows?
  • Me: No, it's just one groundhog. In Pennsylvania. A man in a tuxedo talks to him.
  • Her: What?
  • Me: Yeah, Punxsutawney Phil. It's a whole thing.
  • Her: Punxsutawney?
  • Me: Yeah it's a town in Pennsylvania.
  • Her: None of this makes any sense.
  • Me: I know, there's a Bill Murray film about it where he violates the laws of time and space and the groundhog is still the least believable part. Go figure.


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ryanhatesthis:

Sometimes I have to say something…

Moral Hubris Reblog.



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Theeeere we go. As pilot pointed out I’m the 3000’th person to post this. Don’t care. 
Happy Groundhog Day Everyone.

Theeeere we go. As pilot pointed out I’m the 3000’th person to post this. Don’t care.

Happy Groundhog Day Everyone.



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I’m really dissapointed that I search “Bill Murray Smashing Alarm Clock Gif” and this is the closest thing I can find.
Brb, Firing up the cinematographatron.

I’m really dissapointed that I search “Bill Murray Smashing Alarm Clock Gif” and this is the closest thing I can find.

Brb, Firing up the cinematographatron.



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sanspassport:

Welcome to Ephesus!  I arrived here after a hellish nightbus ride from Capadoccia, but the old Roman/Byzantine city was really cool.

My old buddy Andrew is currently circumnavigating the globe after discovering some frequent-flyer loophole that allowed him to travel for free if he only flies west.
If you’re not following is travelblogue “Sans Passport”, you’re really missing out.

sanspassport:

Welcome to Ephesus!  I arrived here after a hellish nightbus ride from Capadoccia, but the old Roman/Byzantine city was really cool.

My old buddy Andrew is currently circumnavigating the globe after discovering some frequent-flyer loophole that allowed him to travel for free if he only flies west.

If you’re not following is travelblogue “Sans Passport”, you’re really missing out.



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In a related story, Don Cornelius, creator of soul train, killed himself today. 
(Aw, you thought this was just a funny simpons screengrab.) 

In a related story, Don Cornelius, creator of soul train, killed himself today. 

(Aw, you thought this was just a funny simpons screengrab.) 



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Does it occur to anyone else that Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl” is probably about Anal Sex?

Wed Feb 1, 3:53 PM

No?

Just me?

Fine, whatever. Think what you want.



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Current Status.
(For as long as I can remember, Wednesdays have been my least favorite days)

Current Status.

(For as long as I can remember, Wednesdays have been my least favorite days)



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asobbrokeup:

Idk if anyone else has been in the nonsense office yet but it’s a bigger disaster than usual

Mother of god, those walls were a national treasure! The wall of failure gone? The shoe glued to the wall? Those monsters! They Destroyed it all!
And the worst part is they didn’t get rid of my old G4, which means I still have to do something about my old G4. 

asobbrokeup:

Idk if anyone else has been in the nonsense office yet but it’s a bigger disaster than usual

Mother of god, those walls were a national treasure! The wall of failure gone? The shoe glued to the wall? Those monsters! They Destroyed it all!

And the worst part is they didn’t get rid of my old G4, which means I still have to do something about my old G4. 



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suburbantragic:

ryanhatesthis:

studentloansforbeermoney:

DVD covers for Special Agency and Find Billy Florio A Girlfriend front and back. Due tomorrow. #wedoeverythinglastminute

“Should we make a cover for Find Billy Florio A Girlfriend?”

“Eh, fuck it, I’ll just draw all over the covers.”

“Okay.”

Hey, look at this freakin’ thing.

Special Agency has been in the making for nearly 4 months.I think we shot something around a 60:1 ratio of raw vs. used footage. 

Find Billy Florio a Girlfriend was shot in like a day and a half. 

The covers of these DVDs perfectly, perfectly capture the juxtaposition of these two things. 



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Ryan told me that “the more obtuse the thing you post on the Internet the more people will like it”.

Ryan told me that “the more obtuse the thing you post on the Internet the more people will like it”.



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anus

Tue Jan 24, 9:31 PM