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I am trolling at a 13th grade level.

I am trolling at a 13th grade level.



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I’m reposting this image from last year, that you might, This earth day,  take a moment to consider our impacts on the planet by comparing these two images taken from space, one in 2013 and one in 1863. 
If you look closely, conclusions one of does to earth denied foolishly for to do what more like. 

I’m reposting this image from last year, that you might, This earth day,  take a moment to consider our impacts on the planet by comparing these two images taken from space, one in 2013 and one in 1863. 

If you look closely, conclusions one of does to earth denied foolishly for to do what more like. 



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Because you should probably watch Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi sing the theme from Rawhide today. Just saying. 



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Loyalty:

Mon Apr 7, 3:38 PM

pizzabushido:

The place around the corner is the best in the world.

You are obligated to tell everyone. 

You shall only order from there, unless present location prevents you.

So, after misinterpreting the meaning of “Pizza Codes” I started a little side project with a coworker. 



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BLACKMAGIC JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW CAMERA AND IT LOOKS WONDERFUL AND CHEAP SOMEBODY LOAN ME SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS

BLACKMAGIC JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW CAMERA AND IT LOOKS WONDERFUL AND CHEAP SOMEBODY LOAN ME SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS



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“I, even drunk, recognized this as a bad idea and figured that picking up some cardboard from ruptured bags would be worth the joy of hurling them out the 3rd floor into the driveway. But not one bag broke. Not one out of 5. Fuck yea.”
— Me. On my new recycling day strategy.


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Look what I got. No big deal.

Look what I got. No big deal.



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Man, Siri knows Everything

Man, Siri knows Everything



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Facebook is buying virtual-reality company Oculus. 
Soon, you will be able to experience jealousy of your friends’ lives in THREE DIMENSIONS. 

(Next they will buy quantum computing company D-wave, allowing you to experience jealousy in Four Dimensions)

Facebook is buying virtual-reality company Oculus. 

Soon, you will be able to experience jealousy of your friends’ lives in THREE DIMENSIONS

(Next they will buy quantum computing company D-wave, allowing you to experience jealousy in Four Dimensions)



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I tried to read a physics journal article applying a quantum perspective to cognition and now I have a terrible headache and failed to learn a damn thing.

I tried to read a physics journal article applying a quantum perspective to cognition and now I have a terrible headache and failed to learn a damn thing.



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I mean there’s plenty of other horseshit to deal with in this city besides literal horse droppings but okay.

I mean there’s plenty of other horseshit to deal with in this city besides literal horse droppings but okay.



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Pilot is having computer problems

Pilot is having computer problems



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Alright Winter - you win. If you’ll knock it off with the foul weather, and list your demands I’m sure the Northeast will oblige. Seriously - whatever you want.
If you’ll just put a stop to the snow and the vortex and the wintry mix and the slush - we can all go home. I’m sure we can all be reasonable and understanding about this. There’s no need to keep it up with the blizzards into march. 

Alright Winter - you win. If you’ll knock it off with the foul weather, and list your demands I’m sure the Northeast will oblige. Seriously - whatever you want.

If you’ll just put a stop to the snow and the vortex and the wintry mix and the slush - we can all go home. I’m sure we can all be reasonable and understanding about this. There’s no need to keep it up with the blizzards into march. 



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Lousy Smarch weather…

Lousy Smarch weather…



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I’m not usually much of a theatre guy - but I’m halfway through this show and it’s fucking incredible.

I’m not usually much of a theatre guy - but I’m halfway through this show and it’s fucking incredible.